{"product_id":"deranged-assistant-1","title":"Deranged Assistant","description":"\u003cp class=\"card-text-type-line\" lang=\"en\"\u003eCreature — Human Wizard\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"card-text-box\" lang=\"en\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"card-text-oracle\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cabbr class=\"card-symbol card-symbol-T\" title=\"tap this permanent\"\u003e{T}\u003c\/abbr\u003e, Mill a card: Add\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cabbr class=\"card-symbol card-symbol-C\" title=\"one colorless mana\"\u003e{C}\u003c\/abbr\u003e.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003e(To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"card-text-flavor\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“Garl, adjust the slurry dispensers. Garl, fetch more corpses. Garl, quit crying and give me your brain tissue. If he doesn’t stop being so rude, I’m quitting.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"card-text-stats\"\u003e1\/1\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"card-text-artist\"\u003eIllustrated by\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/scryfall.com\/search?q=a%3A%E2%80%9CNils+Hamm%E2%80%9D\u0026amp;unique=art\"\u003eNils Hamm\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Merchant From the South","offers":[{"title":"Non-Foil","offer_id":52383292555540,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"PHP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Foil","offer_id":52383294030100,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"PHP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0827\/1737\/6788\/files\/uma-49-deranged-assistant_23d3394e-2f5e-4526-a910-f7db885c8e8a.jpg?v=1776832180","url":"https:\/\/merchantfromthesouth.com\/products\/deranged-assistant-1","provider":"Merchant From the South","version":"1.0","type":"link"}